Koi Taweez Ho Rad e Bala Kaa….
Exam SMS Koi Taweez Ho Rad e Bala Kaa…. MEre Pichey exam Par gya He….:-( Incoming search terms:Saadi sms ? Question bala sms?The post Koi Taweez Ho Rad e Bala Kaa…. appeared first on Funny Jokes in...
View ArticleBaap: Agar tum Fail hovy to mujhy Abbu mat kehna
Funny SMS Baap: Agar tum Fail hovy to mujhy Abbu mat kehna Result any per Baap: Kaya bana? Beta: Sorry Yaar mehmood tum Baap kehlaany k laiq nahi rahy…:p The post Baap: Agar tum Fail hovy to mujhy Abbu...
View ArticleEk m0habt hi nhi dunya me dard ka sabab
Funny sms Ek m0habt hi nhi dunya me dard ka sabab “Haji faraz” (-_-)> /) ( suna Hy. _//_ “result ka intazar” b b0ht taklef dyta hy Ddict 2 result waiting students The post Ek m0habt hi nhi dunya me...
View ArticleHow to kill an Ant?
Student sms Q: How to kill an Ant? Asked in exam for 15 marks? Student: …… Mix Chilli powder with sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s HOle. After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water...
View ArticleTeacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi?
Teacher Student sms Teacher: Tum paper me fail kiun hoye main ne sawal me choice di to thi? Student: khak choice thi Question tha write an essay on any 1 a)Zardari b)Street Dog The post Teacher: Tum...
View ArticleDifference between B.Z. University and other university’s questions:
Exam sms Difference between B.Z. University and other university’s questions: Other Univeristy What is you name? (5 marks) B.Z. University: What is ur name & it’s origin? Give relations &...
View Article1 Ameer Lrki Ko School My Gharib Khandan pe Essay Likne Ko Kaha Gya
Exam sms 1 Ameer Lrki Ko School My Gharib Khandan pe Essay Likne Ko Kaha Gya ESSAY: “1 Gharib Khandan tha baap Gharib Maa Gharib Bachay Garib khandan ma 4 Nokar thy Wo bi Gharib Car b Tooti Hui BMW thi...
View ArticleQuestion: Define LOVE & explain in detail? (10 marks)
Exam sms Question: Define LOVE & explain in detail? (10 marks) MBA Student’s Ans: Love is life. (marks 2/10) Engineering Student’s Ans: Love is pain. (marks 2/10) Psychology Student’s Ans:...
View ArticleA Heart-breaking Message written under the wall clock in an examination hall
Anmol Moti sms A Heart-breaking Message written under the wall clock in an examination hall: “Time Will Pass!!! . . . But Will You.. ?:D Incoming search terms:funny poetry about exams in urduThe post A...
View ArticleIf girl fails in exams then directly marriage
Exam sms If girl fails in exams then directly marriage but if boy fails in exams then directly workshop . . . . . . kia ye khula tazad nahi..;-) Incoming search terms:shadi funi urdu poetry 2 linesThe...
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A special prayer of today
Exam sms Prove that 2/10=2 student OF Islamabad: Wrong question. Faisalabad k student: nhi hosakta. Student of Abbottabad: It’s strange, how is it possible? and Student of bzu: Two/ Ten = wo / en T se...
View ArticleTeacher : Kisi aisi jaga ka name batao jahan bohat sary log
Student Teacher sms Teacher : Kisi aisi jaga ka name batao jahan bohat sary log hon phir b ap Tanha feel karty ho.. . . . . Student : . . . . Examination hall:p The post Teacher : Kisi aisi jaga ka...
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Height of good luck
Student Teacher sms Height of good luck teacher: Hey! Stand up, tell me two pronouns . . . . . . Student: who? Me? . . . . . . Teacher: very good, sit down The post Height of good luck appeared first...
View ArticlePressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days
Exam sms Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, Where the kal parhun ga” remains constant. StuDeNTs 1st law of tension:-D The post Pressure on brain is...
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A guy tells his friend that check my result at the university
School College sms A guy tells his friend that check my result at the university and come back and tell me my grades. But I will be with my father so if I failed in one subject say “Muslim says Asalam...
View ArticleLikhna Parhna chhad dey bandya, Nekiyan tey rakh aass..
Punjabi Poetry sms Likhna Parhna chhad dey bandya, Nekiyan tey rakh aass.. . . Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass…!! . . . Students ka sufiana kalaam….!!:-D Incoming search terms:tab lo in...
View ArticleEk Din Jab Wo Humse Mile tO
Joke sms Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile tO Bole; Kya Humein Yaad karte hO..? Ab Unhe kOn Btaye k Yaad krna Itna Asaan hOta, tO.. Hum Apni Class mein tOp Na Kar Lete.. The post Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile tO...
View ArticleLagta Nhi Hai Dil Mera Ab Kisi SAWAAL Me
Exam sms Student Ghazal Lagta Nhi Hai Dil Mera Ab Kisi SAWAAL Me Kis Ki bani Hai Is Examination Hall Me Waqt-e-Daraz Mang K Laye Thay 3 Ghantey 1 Short Questons Me Kat Gaya, 2 Lengthi Sawal Me...
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R0kng stdnt lyf :) cheatng in exam :p
Exam sms R0kng stdnt lyf cheatng in exam :p Boy 1 “Ye kia likha hai??” Boy 2 “Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh Jo nahi aa raha Uska aisa hi design bana day” The post R0kng stdnt lyf :) cheatng in...
View ArticleAnswers of a Brilliant Student who obtained 0% Marks but he answered correctly.
Student Exam sms Answers of a Brilliant Student who obtained 0% Marks but he answered correctly. Q. In which battle did Napolean died ? Ans> His last battle. . . Q. Where was the Declaration of...
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Thousands of yesterdays go,
Funny sms Thousands of yesterdays go, Thousands of todays go, Thousands of tomorrows come, But the Believe of STUDENT remain same, . . . “Kal Se Pakka Parhain Gay”… The post Thousands of yesterdays go,...
View Article1 student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab dye mgr usy fail kr dia gaya.
Exam sms 1 student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab dye mgr usy fail kr dia gaya. Swalon k jawab Ye thy, 1.Tipu Sultan ks larai me shaheed huy.? Ans: apni last larai me, 2.Elan-e-azadi pr dastakhat kahan...
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Punjabi students at the time of exams
Exam sms Punjabi students at the time of exams aa v ho gya aa v ho gya aa v ho gya te aa v ho gya & at the time of result 0h teri aa ki ho gya? Funny sms Incoming search terms:pathan funny jokes in...
View ArticleEk student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya.
Exam sms Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye mager usay fail kar dia gya. 1. Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoey? Ans: apni last larai main 2. Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoay? Ans:...
View Article1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!
Exam sms 1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya! Mazmun: 1 garib khandan tha,Bap garib,maa garib,bachy garib! Ghar me 4 nokar the wo b garib Car b tuti phuti B.M.W thi!...
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